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๐Ÿฆ Fatboy Slim Table Tennis, 100s Of Naked Cyclists & Silent Film Meets Rock Opera!

From 160ft marina bungee jumps and seafront Doctor Who drag to late-night street food markets, fresh dim sum pop-ups, stand-up wine tastings, and Penn Jillette's magic spectacle.

Hello Brighton & Hove!

It feels like everyone is back from summer holidays, school and work are in full swing, and the city is packed with insanely quirky events. We have a massive weekend ahead! Now, I absolutely love table tennis or ping-pong, as I call it and the Brighton Dome is completely indulging in it this Saturday. None other than Norman Cook (aka Fatboy Slim) is getting involved alongside Jane Horrocks and David Shrigley for a lively match and chat, followed by a free-play session hosted by the Brighton Table Tennis Club. There is officially zero excuse not to flex your ping-pong muscles this weekend!

Beyond the paddles, the city is buzzing with non-stop energy over the next few days. You can catch everything from 80s progressive rock icons Marillion live at the Dome and guided kayaking between the iconic piers to a delicious dim sum pop-up, stand-up wine tastings at Komedia, and a silent film turned live rock opera at The Old Market.

Let's dive in!

Here is whatโ€™s squawking this week:

๐Ÿ“ Norman Cook plays live table tennis at the Dome.
๐Ÿšฒ Hundreds of naked cyclists take over Preston Park for the annual ride.
๐ŸŽฅ Fritz Langโ€™s silent film Metropolis transformed into a live rock concert.
๐ŸฅŸ Fresh dim sum and Asian-inspired bites pop up at The Windmill.
๐Ÿท Stand-up comedy paired with a six-varietal wine tasting at Komedia.

11/09/2026 - 13/09/2026

๐ŸŽจ Beau-Events Art & Makers Market

๐Ÿ•ฃ 11am, Sat
๐Ÿ“ Jubilee Square, Brighton

The popular outdoor market returns to the city centre, showcasing over 50 independent artists and local creators across two venues. Visitors can browse a vibrant selection of handcrafted goods, including ceramics, original art, photography, jewellery, and unique illustrations, while supporting independent makers.

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๐Ÿ“ Jane Horrocks, David Shrigley & Norman Cook In Conversation

๐Ÿ•ฃ 7pm, Sat
๐Ÿ“ Brighton Dome

Three celebrated icons from the worlds of art, music, and film come together for an entertaining discussion and live table tennis match in the iconic Corn Exchange. Attendees can enjoy lively banter among David Shrigley, Jane Horrocks, and Norman Cook before grabbing a bat for open-to-the-public games, accompanied by a live DJ set.

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๐Ÿ›๏ธ Late Night Market

๐Ÿ•ฃ 5pm, Fri
๐Ÿ“ Open Market, Brighton

Brightonโ€™s vibrant indoor market extends its hours every Friday evening throughout the month with independent traders, delicious street food, and live DJ sets. Visitors can explore local artisan stalls after dark, grab a drink, and enjoy a lively community atmosphere to kick off their weekend in style.

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๐ŸฅŸ Come Get Sum Dim Sum

๐Ÿ•ฃ 4pm, Fri & Sat
๐Ÿ“ The Windmill, Brighton

This weekend pop-up serves up fresh dumplings and delicious Asian-inspired bites at the pub on Friday evening and Saturday afternoon. Visitors can expect classic dim sum filled with big flavours alongside creative new additions like crispy chilli beef AsianCini, all paired with a cold pint in a relaxed neighbourhood atmosphere.

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โณ Doctor Who Drag Night

๐Ÿ•ฃ 8pm, Fri
๐Ÿ“ Daltons, Brighton

This intergalactic drag show lands on the seafront for a full evening celebrating everyone's favourite Time Lord with a unique twist. Fans can enjoy themed drag performances, test their trivia in a Doctor Who quiz, and settle in for a live viewing of an iconic classic episode right by the beach.

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๐ŸŽต Hove Record Fair

๐Ÿ•ฃ 11am, Sun
๐Ÿ“ The Brunswick, Hove

This community vinyl fair returns to Hove with thousands of records to dig through while DJ J.D. O'Kill spins sweet tunes all afternoon. Guests can browse crates hosted by local dealers Newt and Colin from Keyring Records, enjoy free entry, and show your newly purchased vinyl at the bar to claim a happy hour drink.

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๐Ÿšฒ Brighton World Naked Bike Ride

๐Ÿ•ฃ 12pm, Sat
๐Ÿ“ Preston Park, Brighton

Hundreds of joyful cyclists gather to celebrate bikes, body positivity, and sustainable living while protesting climate change and car-dominated roads. Participants can join the scenic seven-mile group ride through the city as bare as they dare, ending with an informal beach gathering and swim at the naturist beach.

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๐Ÿ“ Table Tennis Free-play

๐Ÿ•ฃ 2pm, Sat
๐Ÿ“ Brighton Dome

I love table tennis, or as I call it, ping-pong! Pop into the iconic Corn Exchange for a fun afternoon of free play hosted by Brighton Table Tennis Club alongside tunes from DJ Best Enjoyed Now, whether you want to test your competitive serve or just have a relaxed rally with friends.

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๐ŸŽจ Artists Open Houses: Winter Festival Registration

๐Ÿ•ฃ Registration closes Wed 30 Sep.
๐Ÿ“ Various Venues, Brighton

One of my favourite events of the year is the Artists Open Houses, and early bird registration is now officially open for local creatives wanting to showcase their work this winter. Local artists across the city can sign up to open their homes and studios to exhibit unique artworks, ceramics, and handmade crafts just in time for Christmas. AOH Winter 2026 Festival weekends:
Nov 28 & 29 | Dec 5 & 6 | 12 &13

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๐Ÿ“š Brighton Story Trail

๐Ÿ•ฃ Sat - 8th of Nov.
๐Ÿ“ Across Brighton & Hove

This brand-new art trail organised by Amaze Sussex launches across the city, featuring 74 artist-designed BookBench sculptures shaped like open books. Visitors can explore the trail using an interactive app or printed map to discover each unique installation. At the end of the event, the sculptures will be sold at auction to raise vital funds for disabled children and their families.

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๐Ÿธ Brighton Gin

I have a real soft spot for this business because it is fuelled by pure local passion and a fiercely independent spirit. (see what I did there ๐Ÿ˜†) Founded in 2012 by Kathy Caton and her team, the company began with months of home experimentation, recipe trial and error, and testing blends on gin-loving friends until they hit on the ultimate local spirit.

Every single bottle is still washed, filled, labelled, and wax-dipped by hand locally, no industrial factory production lines in sight. They are the UKโ€™s first certified 100% vegan craft gin (right down to the wax tops and label gum), naturally gluten-free, and they even do local deliveries using a specially adapted gin bike to keep their carbon footprint down. Beyond producing award-winning spirits, they run popular distillery tours, cocktail experiences, and local refill stations.

They also run The Bottomโ€™s Rest tucked away on Lower Market Street in Hove. The historic 1860s corner pub was once ruled by the redoubtable 1980s landlady, Muriel, who presided over a legendary mix of punks, Goths, and regulars, each with a smouldering cigarette in hand.

Whether you're booking a distillery tour, enjoying a drink or two at the Bottomโ€™s Rest or looking to pick up a proper local bottle for the weekend, give one of our most iconic local producers the support they deserve.

๐Ÿ“ HQ Brighton Spirits Co. - 35a Vale Road, BN41 1GD
๐Ÿ“Bottomโ€™s Rest - 16 Lower Market Street, Hove BN3 1AT
๐Ÿ’ฐ Small-batch craft gin, distillery tours, gift sets, and refills
๐Ÿ”— Book A Tour Or Shop Online

๐Ÿบ The Howard

If you are willing to venture up into the colourful backstreets of Hanover, you will find an absolute gem tucked away on Howard Road. This place effortlessly strikes a balance between a proper, rustic local boozer and an incredible neighbourhood food destination, complete with stripped-wood flooring and warm, relaxed lighting.

Having recently celebrated its 1st birthday, the venue continues to build a massive reputation for its fantastic dual personality in the kitchen. Alongside their authentic Spanish tapas menu, they work in exciting collaboration with Zazzy Kitchen, an amazing Asian fusion kitchen serving up incredible flavour-packed dishes. Come Sunday, they pivot to serving one of the top 20 awarded roasts in the city, drawing locals from all over for their massive plates and legendary gravy. Behind the bar, you will find brilliantly kept local real ales, fantastic craft beers, and a genuinely welcoming, dog-friendly atmosphere that makes you want to stay all evening.

๐Ÿ“ 1 Howard Road, Brighton, BN2 9TP
๐Ÿ•’ Mon to Fri 4pm-12am, Sat 12pm-12am, Sun 12pm-10pm
๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Kitchen: Wed to Fri 5pm-9pm, Sat 1pm-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
๐Ÿ”— Visit their website

11/09/2026 - 13/09/2026

Fri

๐Ÿ‘‘ My Royal Life: An Audience with Lucy Worsley | 7:30pm, Fri @ Theatre Royal-Historian Lucy Worsley takes audiences behind the scenes of Britainโ€™s iconic royal residences, sharing insider history and candid takes on the country's famous kings and queens. More Info

๐ŸŽง Hush BOAT Silent Disco | 7pm, Fri @ Brighton Open Air Theatre
A three-channel headphone battle on the open-air turf as legendary local Brighton DJs clash with sets covering deep disco, soul, funk, and alt-classics. More Info

๐ŸŽท Jazz at St Andrews Presents: Dominic Howles Septet | 5:30pm, Fri @ St Andrew's Church-Bassist Dominic Howles brings his seven-piece ensemble to Hove for an evening celebrating Blue Note records, featuring a special focus on composer and pianist Duke Pearson. More Info

๐Ÿงน BMRACS2 x Leave No Trace โ€“ Community Beach Clean | 7:45am, Fri @ King Alfred Car Park-Calling all early birds! Join the coastal defence team and Leave No Trace Brighton to help clean up Hove beach, with litter pickers provided and a ยฃ25 voucher prize for the most unusual find. More Info

๐ŸŽต China Crisis | 7:30pm, Fri @ Concorde 2
The English pop and new wave band bring their classic hits and signature synth-pop sound to Madeira Drive. More Info

๐ŸŽธ Indiepalooza | 5pm, Fri @ Chalk
A multi-tribute indie festival featuring six top tribute acts performing non-stop hits from The Killers, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Sam Fender, Kasabian, and Kaiser Chiefs. More Info

Sat

๐Ÿ Patriciaโ€™s Pasta Pop Up | 7pm, Sat @ Hearth Cafe and Garden
A relaxed pop-up dining experience centred around fresh, delicious handmade pasta. More Info

๐ŸŽช The Hangout Brighton Fundraiser | 3pm, Sat @ Hove Lawns (opp. The Brunswick)-An outdoor community fundraiser featuring yoga, handstand workshops, 80s aerobics, life drawing, juggling, salsa, and sunset live music. More Info

๐ŸŽธ Dr Hook Songbook | 7pm, Sat @ Brighton Open Air Theatre
A live tribute show breathing new life into the timeless country-rock classics of Dr Hook, featuring hits like 'Sylvia's Mother' and 'Sexy Eyes'. More Info

๐Ÿฉฐ Brighton Ballet School Open Day | 9:30am, Sat @ BHASVIC Sports Centre
Free ballet and dance taster classes for new children, teens, and adults, plus a cake sale, tea and coffee, second-hand designer dancewear, merchandise, hair accessories, and free onsite parking. More Info

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Brighton's Vintage Kilo Sale | 11am, Sat @ St Bartholomew's Church
Rummage through 9 tonnes of handpicked vintage clothing from the 60s onwards and pay by weight at ยฃ20 per kilo. More Info

๐Ÿช‚ Bungee Jump at Brighton Marina | 10am, Sat & Sun @ Brighton Marina
Take an exhilarating leap of faith with a 160ft bungee jump over the water, offering an intense adrenaline rush and unmatched coastal views. More Info

๐ŸŽท Jazz Jamboree Orchestra | 7pm, Sat @ Secret Garden Kemptown
An intimate open-air evening of toe-tapping live music performed by the Sussex-based ensemble, featuring a rich sound and eclectic jazz repertoire. More Info

๐ŸŽฅ Vox Lumiere Metropolis | 7:30pm, Sat @ The Old Market
An explosive live experience transforming Fritz Lang's classic silent film Metropolis into a hybrid rock concert, theatrical event, and cinematic showcase. More Info

๐Ÿฆ… Nature on Tap | 1pm, Sat @ Beak Brewery, Lewes
Explore the dramatic chalk cliffs of Lewes with expert guides, spot peregrine falcons, and enjoy local heritage stories alongside a complimentary craft beer. More Info

๐Ÿ›๏ธ Curate & Rotate Pop-Up | Sat 12 Sep @ Brighton Lanes
A curated pre-loved resale experience where you can shop and sell standout pieces from independent and contemporary brands. More Info

๐Ÿšฃ Kayaking Between the Piers | 10am, Sat @ Brighton Watersports
A 2-hour small-group guided kayaking session exploring the iconic Palace and West Piers with optional lunch afterwards at Lucky Beach. More Info

Sun

๐ŸŽค Simon and Garfunkel Through the Years | 2pm, Sun @ Brighton Open Air Theatre-Critically acclaimed world-class tribute featuring stunning vocal harmonies and hits like 'Bridge Over Troubled Water' and 'Mrs Robinson'. More Info

๐ŸŽญ Drop In Improv | 7pm, Sun @ Presuming Ed's Coffee House
A fun, supportive improv workshop led by the Cast Iron Theatre, perfect for both total beginners and experienced performers looking to build their skills. More Info

๐Ÿท An Idiot's Guide to Wine | 3:30pm & 6:30pm, Sun @ Komedia
The hit Australian comedy sensation pairs live stand-up with a guided wine tasting featuring six different varietals from around the world. More Info

๐Ÿ“š Caitlin Moran - How To Be Hopeful | 7:30pm, Sun @ Brighton Dome
Bestselling author Caitlin Moran tours her new book alongside guest hosts, featuring an audience Q&A and signed copies of How To Be Hopeful. More Info

๐ŸŽง Long Play Sessions: Radiohead 'The Bends' & Bjรถrk 'Post' | 7:30pm, Sun @ The Bee's Mouth-An album-listening session celebrating two seminal 1990s masterpieces played loud, paired for contrast, and enjoyed alongside fellow music fans. More Info

๐ŸŽธ Marillion | 7pm, Sun @ Brighton Dome (Concert Hall)
The 80s progressive rock icons, fronted by Steve Hogarth, return for an evening of classic tracks and modern atmospheric prog. More Info

๐Ÿช„ Piff and Pop | 7:30pm, Sun @ Theatre Royal
Legendary magician Penn Jillette teams up with fan-favourite comedy-magician Piff the Magic Dragon for a unique, high-energy magic and comedy spectacle. More Info

Live Music

Changing Currents | Fri @ Fortune of War
ASBO ARMY + LOVEDOGZ + HAKUNA PESA + BLUNT | Fri @ Prince Albert
Woking Calling Live in Brighton | Fri @ The Brunswick
MILER: Single Launch Show | Fri @ Folklore Rooms
BAT'S WOMB | Fri @ Daltons
CREATURES | Fri @ Caroline of Brunswick
Traditional Mutant + Anatolian Grooves (DJ set) | Fri @ Rose Hill
Doctor Who Drag Night! | Fri @ Daltons
Bonobo: Album Launch Show (DJ Set) | Fri @ Patterns
China Crisis | Fri @ Concorde 2
Jeff Darko โ€“ The Psychedelic Gospel Tour | Fri @ Komedia
Sweat | Fri @ Rossi Bar
Sea Bastard | Fri @ Dust
THE MACC LADS | Fri @ Chalk
Shallowater + Twine | Fri @ Hope & Ruin
In The Face presents: Off Me Nut Records | Fri @ Volks

BATTLE HYMNS (FREE!) | Sat @ Caroline of Brunswick
NOVO SPEED | Sat @ Alphabet
Clรฉmentine Blue | Sat @ Folklore Rooms
Solid Birds Flying - Album Launch | Sat @ The Brunswick
Amongst Liars w/ Coast Noir & The Better Dead | Sat @ The Pipeline
The Go Kid Music Club is back! GO BANANAS!! | Sat @ The Brunswick
Portmeirion + special guest DJ Format | Sat @ Rose Hill
SPY + Dry Socket + more TBA | Sat @ Hope & Ruin
Dream State | Sat @ Volks
Karen Diรณ | Sat @ Green Door Store
Degs and Friends - Hazard, Evil b, JFB, Degs, Oko | Sat @ Volks

Hove Record Fair | Sun @ The Brunswick
Monkish + Gripper Lee + Spock on the Bus + Jetheads | Sun @ The Pipeline
Lucca Mae | Sun @ Folklore Rooms
Marillion | Sun @ Brighton Dome - Concert Hall
Just Keep Moving | Sun @ Patterns
Wrong Cรดtes + Total Melt + Adam Lygo (Album Launch) | Sun @ Prince Albert
Brighton Sundae | Sun @ Fortune of War
MC Grammar: The Mic Drop Tour! | Sun @ The Old Market
VSC BRIGHTON INVITES YOU TO A POST-PUNK FUNDRAISER | Sun @ Prince Albert
Wheels In Motion | Sun @ Komedia
Monkish + Gripper Lee + Spock on the Bus + Jetheads Big Lemon | Sun @ The Pipeline
Mechanicals + Support | Sun @ The Brunswick
Hove Record Fair | Sun @ The Brunswick
SLACK CITY PRESENTS VINCE & JO HAVE A PRE-SHOW SHOW | Sun @ Daltons
SLACK CITY PRESENTS SLACK SUNDAY WITH VINCE & JO | Sun @ Daltons
Roots Garden Sound System | Sun @ Concorde 2
Big Band @ Brunswick: Brighton Jazz Mafia | Sun @ The Brunswick
Sounds of Soviet Underground + The Beyenne Affair + Joanna and The Dropouts | Sun @ Hope & Ruin

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